If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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