Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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