69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize