awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
do herpes really smell.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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