Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
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her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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