WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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