just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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