Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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