At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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