can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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