why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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