nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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