Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize