i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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