my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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