I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You don't make any sense
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I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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