And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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