what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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