and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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