We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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