I'm drive I can fine osifer
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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