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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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