Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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