You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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