she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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