I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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