ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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