Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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