quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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