I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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