What a fucking waste of an outfit
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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