I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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