I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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