That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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