Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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