so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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