Taylor Swift is so right about you.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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