he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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