why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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