I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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