Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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