dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize