You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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