ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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