i can't believe i had my finger in that
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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