wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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