Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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