I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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