Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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