Dual....:-)
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Come on in and take your pants off
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